{"product_id":"poster-american-psycho-business-cards","title":"Poster - Vice Presidents Business Cards (American Psycho)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBone. Eggshell. Pale nimbus. Off-white with a watermark.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFour business cards, four vice presidents, one department. This minimalist print lines up the cards from the most famous stationery showdown in film: Patrick Bateman, David Van Patten, Timothy Bryce and Paul Allen, every one of them Vice President, Mergers and Acquisitions at Pierce \u0026amp; Pierce. Beside each card is its spec, from bone with Silian Rail lettering to the subtle off-white coloring, tasteful thickness and watermark that ended the meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe scene is from \u003cem\u003eAmerican Psycho\u003c\/em\u003e (2000), and the joke still works: same title, same firm, same department, and the only thing left to compete on is paper stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA great gift for bankers, consultants, anyone who just ordered new business cards and anyone who has sat in a meeting full of vice presidents.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSame series: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stonkshirts.com\/products\/poster-american-psycho-morning-routine\"\u003eThe Morning Routine of a Corporate Vice President Poster\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore for the trading floor: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stonkshirts.com\/products\/poster-always-be-closing\"\u003eAlways Be Closing Poster\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stonkshirts.com\/products\/poster-glengarry-glen-ross-brass-balls\"\u003eBrass Balls Poster\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stonkshirts.com\/products\/poster-stratton-oakmont\"\u003eStratton Oakmont Poster\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stonkshirts.com\/products\/poster-margin-call\"\u003eMargin Call Poster\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA fan-made parody design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the film's rights holders.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMuseum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil\u003cbr\u003e\n• Paper weight: 189 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e\n• Opacity: 94%\u003cbr\u003e\n• ISO brightness: 104%\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e or write to us \u003cb\u003eMarkou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Stonkshirts","offers":[{"title":"A1 (23.3″×33.1″)","offer_id":56438345597270,"sku":"6019409_19527","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2 (16.5″×23.3″)","offer_id":56438345630038,"sku":"6019409_19528","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12″×18″","offer_id":56438345662806,"sku":"6019409_3876","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/0986\/1718\/files\/Untitled_Project_-_illustrationImage_30.jpg?v=1793564475","url":"https:\/\/stonkshirts.com\/products\/poster-american-psycho-business-cards","provider":"Stonkshirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}