Unisex tee - The STONKS T-shirt

The one word that explains the entire market.

Not stocks. Stonks. Stocks are what you own after doing the reading. Stonks are what you own after seeing a chart at two in the morning and feeling something. One of these has produced better stories than the other.

The lettering borrows from the Seinfeld title card — a show about nothing, a market about nothing.

Heavyweight 100% cotton classic tee with a structured fit, taped neck and shoulders and double-stitched seams. Sits sharp, layers well, survives being worn four days running.

Designed in Sweden, shipped worldwide.

More STONKS gear: STONKS Vintage Cap · STONKS Mug

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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