Vintage Cotton Twill Cap - STONKS

The one word that explains the entire market.

Not stocks. Stonks. The difference is that stocks involve research, and stonks involve vibes, conviction and a position size nobody sensible would recommend. The internet's most honest piece of financial terminology, stitched onto a hat.

The lettering borrows from the Seinfeld title card — a show about nothing, a market about nothing.

Six-panel unstructured cotton twill cap with intricate embroidery, a black sweatband and an antique brass snap buckle. Pre-washed vintage finish that looks better the longer you hold.

Designed in Sweden, shipped worldwide.

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• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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