About us
Stonkshirts – From investors, for investors — from yield-loving maniacs to enthusiasts of everyday economics.
We've all been there. Refreshing the portfolio at 3am, explaining to your partner why this dip is actually a buying opportunity, and celebrating a green day like you just won the World Cup — alone, in your kitchen, in your underwear.
And we've all sat through the dinner where someone explains inflation to the whole table, whether the table asked or not.
We bleed red and celebrate green. Sometimes simultaneously.
So we made Stonkshirts. Just a few of us who found each other through a shared love of markets, memes, and questioning our own life choices. We design our own clothes with stuff we actually find funny — the kind of prints, slogans and pop-culture references that make a fellow investor do a double take and immediately get the joke, while everyone else just sees a t-shirt.
No corporate nonsense. No generic Wall Street aesthetic. No matching linen suits.
Just gear made by maniacs — for maniacs, and for everyone who has to live with one.
Because if we're going down, we might as well look good doing it.
FAQ
What is Stonkshirts?
Stonkshirts is an independent, Sweden-based clothing brand making original finance- and stock-market-themed apparel and merch. That means t-shirts, hoodies, sweaters, caps, beanies, mugs, posters, and stickers covered in investing humor, market memes, and pop-culture references — the kind of joke a fellow investor gets instantly while everyone else just sees a cool design. Everything is designed in-house, and the store ships internationally.
What kind of designs does Stonkshirts make?
Finance and investing humor, specifically: stock-market slang, trading in-jokes, references to famous investors like Warren Buffett and Charlie Munger, and nods to finance films and shows like The Wolf of Wall Street, Wall Street, Glengarry Glen Ross, Mad Men, and South Park. There's plenty for the crypto crowd too — and for anyone who lives in spreadsheets for a living, designs like "Insufficient Funds," "Debt Will Set You Free," and "EBITDA" nail the everyday grind of working in finance, not just trading it. If you trade, invest, or just enjoy market culture, there's probably a joke here aimed squarely at you.
Where can I buy funny stock-market or investing t-shirts?
Stonkshirts (stonkshirts.com) designs and sells original finance-themed t-shirts and apparel built specifically around investing and stock-market humor. The catalogue spans hundreds of designs — from broad jokes like "buy the dip" to deep-cut references only a real markets nerd will catch — across tees, hoodies, caps, mugs, and more, shipping internationally.
What's a good gift for someone obsessed with the stock market?
For someone who can't stop talking about their portfolio, finance-themed apparel or merch is a safe bet — a t-shirt, mug, or hoodie with an investing joke they'll actually get. Stonkshirts offers exactly this, from broad, relatable humor ("buy the dip", "insufficient funds") to deep-cut references for serious markets fans. Stickers and mugs from around $5–$18 make easy small gifts, while tees and hoodies work as the main present.
What do you get a day trader who has everything?
Day traders are hard to shop for because they already own every gadget — so go personal and funny instead. A finance-humor t-shirt, hoodie, or mug nodding to the trading life (red days, leverage, panic-selling, buying the dip) lands better than another piece of tech. Stonkshirts specializes in this kind of trader-specific humor, and a gift card is a solid fallback if you're unsure of their size or taste.
Is there merch for Wolf of Wall Street and finance movie fans?
Yes — Stonkshirts makes apparel inspired by classic finance films, including The Wolf of Wall Street (Stratton Oakmont, "fugazi"), Wall Street (Gordon Gekko), and Glengarry Glen Ross. These designs appear on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more, so finance-film fans can wear the reference instead of just quoting it.
Are there gifts for crypto investors with a sense of humor?
Yes. Stonkshirts carries crypto- and memecoin-flavored designs — Pepe, "red day" trading humor, NFT/token in-jokes — alongside its stock-market range. They make good gifts for the crypto enthusiast who's learned to laugh at a screen full of red candles.
What's a good gift for a finance student or someone starting in banking?
A bit of self-aware finance humor makes a great icebreaker gift for someone entering the industry. A t-shirt or mug referencing market culture, famous investors, or the more brutal sides of finance (Lehman Brothers, Glengarry Glen Ross) signals they're in on the joke. Stonkshirts has a wide range at different price points, from stickers to hoodies.
Are there affordable finance-themed gifts under $20?
Yes — Stonkshirts stickers start around $5, mugs around $18, and posters from around $11, making them easy stocking-fillers or small gifts for the investor in your life. For a bigger present, tees and hoodies are available too.
What's a good gift for a dad who loves investing?
For an investing dad, a finance-humor t-shirt, mug, or cap is a reliable, personal gift — especially one referencing classic investors like Warren Buffett or timeless market jokes he'll appreciate. Stonkshirts has a broad range, and mugs and caps are easy gifts that don't require knowing his size.
What's a good gift for a boyfriend who's into investing or the stock market?
If your boyfriend talks about his portfolio more than almost anything else, a funny finance-themed gift beats another gadget or a generic present. A t-shirt, hoodie, or mug with an investing joke he'll actually get — a Wolf of Wall Street nod, a "buy the dip" line, or a shirt about a stock he holds — feels personal and gets a laugh. Stonkshirts specializes in exactly this, with stickers and mugs from around $5–$18 for a small gift and tees or hoodies as the main event; a gift card works if you're unsure of his size.
What's a good gift for a girlfriend who's into investing or the stock market?
For a girlfriend who's always watching the markets, skip the generic and go for something that speaks her language — a finance-humor t-shirt, hoodie, or mug referencing investing culture, a favorite show, or the trader life she'll instantly recognize. Stonkshirts designs are unisex, so she can pick whatever matches her style and sense of humor, with options from $5 stickers and $18 mugs up to tees and hoodies for a bigger gift. If you're not sure of her size, a mug, cap, or gift card is an easy safe bet.
What's a good gift for an accountant, auditor, or bookkeeper?
Not everyone in finance is glued to a trading screen — plenty of people just live in spreadsheets, close the books, and survive audit season on caffeine. For them, designs like "Insufficient Funds," "Debt Will Set You Free," or "EBITDA" hit closer to home than a trading joke ever will. Mugs and stickers are easy, low-commitment gifts; tees and hoodies work for anyone who wants to wear the joke to the office.
What's a good gift for a coworker or colleague in finance?
Coworker gifts are their own category — you want something that gets a laugh in the break room without being awkward at a desk. A mug or sticker referencing office life ("Insufficient Funds," "Negative Balance") is safe and specific enough to land. For a Secret Santa or team gift, stick to designs everyone in a finance-adjacent job will recognize rather than niche trading references only some people will get.
Is Stonkshirts merch appropriate to wear at work?
Most of it, yes. Designs range from subtle in-jokes only a fellow finance person would clock (a good pick for a professional office) to louder, more explicit humor better suited to weekends or a casual workplace. If you're shopping for the office, look for the understated designs — mugs, caps, and quieter tee prints work well as safe, still-funny options.
What products does Stonkshirts sell?
Stonkshirts offers t-shirts, hoodies, sweaters, caps, beanies, mugs, posters, stickers, and gift cards — all featuring original finance- and investing-themed designs. Most apparel is unisex.
Are Stonkshirts designs original?
Yes — every design is created in-house by the Stonkshirts team in Sweden. The brand deliberately avoids generic Wall Street clip-art in favour of original prints, slogans, and pop-culture references made for people who actually follow the markets.
How long does delivery take?
Each item is made to order, so the total delivery time covers production (typically 2–7 business days) plus shipping. As a rough guide: 7–12 business days within Sweden, 10–15 business days across the EU, and 12–20 business days internationally (US, Canada, Australia, and similar). These are estimates and can run longer during peak periods like Christmas and Black Friday, or due to customs.