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Accountants & Economists

For people who reconcile for a living. Spreadsheet jokes, tax humor, inflation and bond markets: Freak in the Sheets, Insufficient Funds, The Government Taketh Away, Capitalism and Bond Vigilantes. The office gift that actually balances.