Unisex tee - Talk to me like i am a Golden Retreiver

A unisex t-shirt built on the "explain it like I'm a golden retriever" meme from the movie Margin Call (2011) — i.e., skip the jargon and keep it dead simple. It's the perfect anthem for the investor drowning in acronyms, charts, and finance-bro vocabulary who just wants the plain-English version. A great gift for the beginner investor, or the friend who's smart but has had quite enough of the buzzwords.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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