Mug - Everything's High Risk

Everything's High Risk puts one trader's entire take on risk in bold type on your morning mug. No chart, no disclaimer, no patience for anyone who calls index funds exciting. It is the mug for everyone who has ever filled in a risk questionnaire and ticked the far-right box out of principle. Note: the full quote contains strong language. A great gift for traders, risk-takers and the colleague who calls every dip a buying opportunity.

Want the full comic scene? The Everything's High Risk poster shows the trader behind the quote. The same line also comes on the Everything's High Risk tee. Pair it with the Hopium mug for the days the risk does not pay off.

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.