Mug - Theranos Results Pending

Name: Mug - Theranos Results Pending
Brand: Stonkshirts
SKU: 3912191_1320
Price: 17.00 USD
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One drop of blood, hundreds of tests, a valuation of around nine billion dollars, and not a single result that held up. This mug carries the Theranos logo with a dry status update underneath: "Est. 2003 — Results pending." Perfect for the morning coffee before another round of due diligence. A great gift for biotech investors, VCs, analysts and anyone who has learned to ask "but does it actually work?"

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A parody design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Theranos or any related company.

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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