Poster - The Bear Got Whacked

A matte poster in thick impasto oil-painting style: a snowy clearing, a car with the hood up, two men who clearly do this for a living, and a bear in a pinstripe suit who will not be shorting anything else this quarter. Every bull market ends the same way for somebody, and this is what that looks like when a painter gets to it instead of a chart. No ticker, no caption, no explanation — if you know what whacked means and you know what a bear is, the joke is already finished. It borrows the composure of a Sopranos winter scene and gives the bear the part nobody wants. A great gift for the permabull in the group chat, anyone who held through a bear market with their conviction intact, and finance film fans who like their references served without a punchline written underneath.

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• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.

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