Unisex tee - I thought this was the bottom

$25.00 USD

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A unisex t-shirt that says what every investor has muttered through gritted teeth — right before the price fell another 30%. It's the universal, no-inside-knowledge-required anthem of bad timing and premature optimism. A great, self-deprecating gift for any trader or investor who's tried to catch a falling knife. And for anyone who loves Rust's stare in True Detective (2014).

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	58
4XL	86.4	76.2	61.5
5XL	89	81.3	64.3